More Back Stage and Post Show Antics!
The show was the 1998 Battle of Championships. I was helping my then client now wife Rita Kaya with her back stage preparations. After we finished with her pump up it was time to get her oil on. Up to this point Rita had her sweats on to keep warm. So I am standing there when she takes her warm up off. I immediately say to her “I know right now you are going to tell me you brought two suits right?” She asks “why” I reply “look down!” What had happened was the tan she had on had rubbed off on her suit…in spots. Specifically her nipples and holiest of hollies. Her suit was bright yellow! Rita just busted out laughing! I told her to find a suit from one of the other girls. Thank God one did. Bad for her was Rita went on to beat the poor girl!
My Sister told me a story about when she was judging the Michael Francios in Columbus Ohio. She says the show was going great as mike puts on a top notch show. During compulsories when the head judge asked the line up to turn around after their Back Double Bicep shot, the judges were rather surprised that one of the fellows appeared to be very excited to be competing…VERY! Yes that is correct…he had Paul Bunion WOOD! Now I have been competing for 25 years and never once have I had even the slightest stir on stage! This guy was almost serial killer looking when he posed with his trunks looking like a sling shot ready to be released! Takes all kinds!
Myself and my training partner Tony began our eating binge immediately after I won the 1994 Mr Cincinnati and for all practical purposes he was second as we were in the same class so we had much to celebrate! The first thing was we ate half a Cookie Co. sheet cookie cake! Then we went to a pizza joint. I ate 6 bread sticks and half a large. Then we went to mine and my wife’s place. Tony And I smoked a joint…this is where it all goes wrong! I get the munchies even though I am quite full! I proceed to eat a big thing of twice baked potatoes. then I broke out a bunch of Reece’s Cups. Then I ate a slab of Oreo Chocolate cake. I am thirsty as hell and a glass of milk is sounding awesome as I had not had milk for 6 months. So I pour a big ol’ 20 oz glass of moo juice. Tony is standing there telling me how good is it going to be! I tip the glass and slam it down. Tony asked me if it was good…I start to say hell yeah, It was good as it could be!…until it hit my overly stuffed belly! I came to the horrifying reality at that very moment that I was over capacity! I began to go over verbally all the food I ate which had Tony bent over laughing his stoned ass off and telling me to quit because he was getting sick from laughing! I ran to the bathroom and just heaved more food up than you can imagine! And it was still all just food still. I am rinsing out my mouth out when I realize my stomach is totally empty! I can eat again! I come out and announce this fact! My wife informs me that that is gluttony and that’s a sin! I say “Fuck that shit! I have starved to death for the last six months eating shitty things like 32 egg whites a day! I have credit!” I ate again but within reason. I woke up at 4 am to find Tony standing in my kitchen. I ask him whats wrong he said he was so full he could not sleep and he could not puke or lay down…I said well it sounds like you are screwed and I went back to sleep. he was still stuffed in the morning! I was good to go! When in Rome you must binge and purge!
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